| She Found Me Quite Fair
by: Karl Stewart 1/13/2011 |
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i was standing outside not trying to hide just trying to make a phone call a woman approaches and the subject she broaches has me completely appalled she says do you dance and given the chance would you mind dancing with me i find you quite fair and the gray in your hair is a major turn on you see and your evening my friend perchance you could spend most of it drinking chablis so when we go home and I have you alone i wont look quite so homely so inside the bar i had run off quite far when i saw her looking my way her head she did swivel as she started to dribble and i tried to get far far away i tried to blend in and i started to grin as a waitress came to my side she said get behind me and said that she would see if she could help me to hide i was so relieved and could not believe i made it, if just by an inch this lovely young maid had come to my aid i was caught by surprise by her pinch my butt was her aim my attention to gain she said that she wanted me too she said that i owe her and i could run nowhere so dance with me one song or two so then dance i did from the other i hid this is not such a bad life the waitress in question i forgot to mention was none other than my sweet wife. |
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