| Festivus
by: Karl Stewart |
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Twas the night before Festivus so what of the restofus is this just George's Holiday? We all have our grievances and some may have strengths but for others it is just one more day. The airing of grievance does dinner adorn let's gripe at the world giving each one his turn. In so many ways disappointment you bring and of your shortcomings all now we shall sing. When dinner is done dad wrestles each one till we pin dear old dad to the floor. For feats of great strength are witnessed at length as is custom from now ever more. And what of the tree? I sent ours a packing just a shiny new pole I find tinsel distracting. Then it is stories of events that I spin of how Festivus Miracles reunited old friends. It comes once a year bringing way too much fuss the common man's Holiday for the restofus, it's called Festivus. |
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